I have these sores around my mouth and my Mum asked me if they were herpes today. I so freaked out. I thought she meant the sexually transmitted disease type, and I was like "what do you think i've been doing?!".

Because, well, I haven't been doing anything. So yeah.

But they hurt and I'm embarrassed to think that everyone I have seen in the past few days has thought that I have herpes.

I must sound so mean. I'm sorry if you're reading this and you do have herpes.

I'm going to shut up and go rent some videos now.